Scene:
Bagel outside overnight and now on the table. Literally outside, not inside a bag.
Dad left it outside after not finishing it.

The next day...Night time.
Dad is eating some egg whites, throwing away egg yolks as usual.
Finishes the egg. Picks up the Bagel and says "Leave it out overnight and it's like wood"
*Bites into the bagel*
*Crunnchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

"Like a wood"

I say: "Yeah, you should put and keep the bagel in a bag or zip-lock not outside"

And then I ran up the stairs.

-Fin